I tried to jump and change but my heart got smaller and I died but I came alive again and everything stopped.

my boyfriend dreams really vividly and whatever just happened in his dream he just rolled over and punched me in the face.

idreaminwords:

Raven’s mom knows what’s up

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

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hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

olivierwood:

show me the stars

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

quecaigaelsistema:

LITERALLY HOW I FELT ABOUT EVERY ASSHOLE WHITE PERSON WHO CAME WITH LEGALIZE WEED SIGNS AT MAY DAY TODAY IN LOS ANGELES.

Bossy Charlie ♥ (San Diego Comic Con 2014)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

80slove:

Heathers, 1988